Ug mraga kuulgu agh throgu gar. Tublo ug šguh bga gruga wadřiga mal gbol kiggru žerg gušch xu flagřuch bgho uruuhša guřxar. Ug buulba ash gušch agh zaagha bgho kag gbol. Tar gušch gbol “ash xumrug wagnag agh futh igrouš agh dub womřoh”. Ug lusk xu lusk'r ishi kud agh šguh tar guřx. Ug šguh tuurgo ishi gupuk gakh agh kag hbagža hakhak. Wagnag nubgbol waafš burp hruga ishi gopuk gakh šguh dub wagnag bgho buuhša mak prigg wagnag agh mak gruga řohgo. Ug gom zaag dub wagnag kaxt gar groofš šguh agh gom gbol turg kaxt gašguh agh ash wagnag clomp ash buuch ishi gebula. Dub-řuha wagnag řohgo agh buuch hugl ug. Ug hopbuuch agh lusk hugl wagnag agh buuch purz řu gebula. Wagnag frmák nubchoodurga agh bařda gar gig hupcug. Ug makhošg ash wagnag agh hogřach hošg hugl guzk agh xuzaag gar. Ug nubšguh muurda agh šguh gopuk igrouš. Šguh hgahk igrouš agh frmák throgu hošg. Ug frmák gašguh tar igrouš. Ug lusk xu lusk'r tar uuk guch agh clomp igrouš tar ash buuch. Gom ug clomp ho igrouš kaxt grax igrouš gašguh ahur. Ug gopuk řohgo ugba gar nubšgugu. Ug uuk clompur hogřach tar ash bachga agh vutux mak gopuk prigg gaash bgho mak gopuk bushgo ugba groofšigga zaag mal gbol bachga clompur agh šguh tum. Tublo ug šguh tar řuzda bgho gbol tuurgo ishi gopuk gahk mal gbol gopuk womřoh. Gom ug gbol turg řuzda kaxt gar groofš šguh bga grut řuzda. Gopuk womřoh mak gruga řohgo paho řohgo bgho mak groofšigga gom mak prigg uruk. Tar dub-řuha guch řuzda gbol prigg ořugru. Ug buubla gund ash hogřach ishi prigg ořugru. Gom gund buuch agh mak řohgo kaxt womřoh gašguch tar guch bga ug. Tak ash-řuha womřoh gašguh vutux kaxt ug lusk agh bumlusk dub hak agh žerg gartra agh ot womřoh loxar lučura rug agh šugus hošg. Womřoh segaž hupcug agh hogřach kaxt ug bumlusk gebula. Gom uuk grax womřoh zaag gopuk rug kaxt loxar gašguh tar nubhosh guch. Ug frmák hogřach lusk'r hugl gaxt womřoh. Lusk'r buuch womřoh ot tubos agh řaagh futhoor kuug. Womřoh bumřach ishi ořugru rug agh buuchgo xu hak-or vutux. Ug frmák gašguh kag bgho bumřach womřoh agh staga-gar womřoh goclohš. Gom agop segaž hogřach kaxt ug mak nubhosh buuch agh bumlusk bařda shapgu žerg gebula agh womřoh segaž znopřa hogřach. Tar dub buuch ug bubhosh lusk agh bumlusk guro gebula. Ug buulba nubchoduurga řu hak agh hogroofš bga dub-řuha nubchoduurga womřoh. Kag ug dub womřoh xuhogroofš ot gušch agh makhošg. Uuk hamsuch agh hošk hogřach tar gušch agh machdoch. Tublo gušch xu hamsuch ug gur tar grudd-or agh šguh ishi uruk kužgur. Ishi kužgur ug šguh řu groofšigga ugba čachřo hamsuch. Tublo ug šguh řu goth xu gaarga-or ot guřx agh šguh gar throgu agh blah žuk guřx.
Hraju proto, abych si dokazoval, jak velký organ jsem.